Monday 30 June 2014

Front and Back Perry the Platypus Earrings

"Doo bee doo bee doo wah, doo bee doo bee doo wah. He's a semi-aquatic, ear lobe dwelling mammal of action"... So Phineas and Ferb is one of my all time favorite cartoons and Perry the Platypus is my all time favorite cartoon character. We recently reached 1000 page views, so as a thank you, I am posting what could be the coolest earrings I've ever made. 




You will need:

  • Clay in blue, yellow, red, white and black. I used Crazy Clay by Bostik, the same clay as the Biscuit Earrings. The soft, spongy nature of this clay is particularly important for this project because you need to be able to cut it when it's dry. If you don't like mixing colours, get clay in black, white, teal and orange. However these particular colours are quite specific, so I would advise mixing the colours yourself for accuracy.
  • A place mat or clean working surface.
  • Superglue
  • Scissors

 Method

 

To mix the super specific teal colour of Perry, use blue, yellow and white. First mix the blue and yellow in a ratio roughly 2 is to 1, maybe less than 1, to form a dark ugly green. Add white until you are satisfied. It helps to look up a picture of him. But do not be fooled, Perry is teal and not blue. Use a picture of him from an actual episode for best results. You then need to mix a small amount of pale orange by mixing yellow, white and red in an approximate ratio of 3:2:1. Remember, you are mixing enough for 2 Perries. One for each ear. Divide both colours in half and lay one half aside for the second earring. 

To form the body, make a soft rectangular prism about 2.5 cm x 1.5 cm, 2 cm high. Leave a tiny piece of teal clay for the comb later on. If you prefer smaller earrings, make adjustments, but remember that the smaller you make them, the more difficult and less effective they are. 

Pinch out four legs on the corners of the body. I do not recommend attaching here because it messes with the shape of the body and just adds more problems later on if it's not done properly. Make sure that the back legs are shorter than the front legs to allow space for the back feet. Take the piece of teal clay that you saved and roll it into a small sausage. Pinch a little spike in the middle and then fold all three points upwards to form Perry's cool spiky 'do. Attach the hair on the top of the body at the front end, the one with longer legs. 

Next take the orange clay you mixed and pinch some off. Use this to create a soft, flatish tapered rectangle for the tail. Use the scissors or a knife to etch shallow criss-cross cuts on it to form the little pattern on Perry's tail. Stick it on the back end of the body, the one with the shorter legs, and then bend it so it looks like it's trailing on the floor.

Take the left over orange and pinch off two equal sized pieces for the feet. There must still be some orange left over for the bill. To make the feet, roll the pieces into ovals, then squish them gently to flatten them. Attach the feet onto the shorter legs bu the tail. Take the remaining orange clay and make the bill look like the one in the picture. I honestly cannot explain how I did it, partly because I don't remember. I think I started with a thick sausage and flattened one end. Anyway, when that's done attach it to the front end of the body, the one with the hair and without the tail. Make sure it's not too low down and remember that the eyes will go on either side of the nose bridge. 

To make the eyes, simply roll two equal oval balls in white. Take a small amount of black and split it into two tiny black balls. Flatten the black and stick each onto their respective white eyeball. Then stick the eyes close together on either side of the bill bridge on the front end.

Go back and make a second Perry, then keep them somewhere out of reach of children and dream crushers while you wait for them to dry.

I waited about 2 days for my clay to dry completely. It's important that you wait for them to dry fully before you go further, because otherwise the shape will change and all your work will be for nothing. When they're dry, cut the bodies in half, just behind the front legs. Make a small slit in the back end to implant the butterfly of the basic studs. Superglue the butterfly in place so that it doesn't stick out. The superglue the front ends of the basic studs on to the front end of Perry. Be generous with the superglue as this clay is quite absorbent. Wait for the glue to dry completely before putting them on. 

Rating: 

Effort Required: 7/10

They can be quite fidgety to make, but overall they just take up a lot of time, not so much effort. And they're totally worth it!

Durability: 6/10

They're quite durable compared to the Biscuit Earrings, but just remember that there are many parts that they consist of and they can get easily snagged. Keep them away from water, exuberant hugs and curious fingers.

Cool Factor: 10/10

These are the coolest earrings I've made yet by far. The responses to these have been awesome, I even got one, 'oh, there you are Perry'. I think I did Perry the Platypus proud. These are seriously worth everything it took to make them. Plus the front and back thing really adds to the overall effect. 

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Monday 23 June 2014

Jelly Bean Earrings

I apologize for the fact that these look like they're going through some terrible process of decay. I unthinkingly applied a layer of water-based impatience under the varnish. I would have made a new pair but by the time I'd finished these the extra jelly beans were finished too. Rest assured these instructions are for shiny, delicious-looking beans.



There's quite a bit of creativity you can bring into the design of these. You can vary the colour and number of beans and how they are attached. These instructions are for the shiny, uncorrupted version of this design. I won't give you others, you have a brain.  

You Will Need

Here's How

The first step is impaling each of the jelly beans. It's a tricky process. A brief description of the anatomy for jelly beans is that their relatively hard outer shell is just protecting stickiness. Any damage to this shell therefore, compromises the structural integrity of the jelly bean. It's important to be careful when impaling them, to keep the durability and visual appeal of these babies at a max. Hold them gently as you push the pin through to avoid cracks. This process will displace some of their stickiness onto the pin, your hands and everywhere but just stay calm and know that the jelly bean is suffering more than you are.

Once you've pushed the pin right through trim it, leaving roughly 1 cm protruding from the bean to give you room to make a loop. Then make a loop using the round-nosed pliers. This is a little more difficult than usual. You can't use the bean as a point to bend it from because too much pressure will crack the bean. Hold it gently and work slowly.

Now you can wipe all the jelly-bean innards off the pins, just don't use anything moist to do so.

Put a blob a super glue at the places where the pin comes out of the bean. This is to seal it and keep the pin in place. They used to use super glue to stick people's skin back together during the war when there was no time for stitches. Interesting facts are always relevant.

Once the glue is dry treat each bean to to couple of coats of spray lacquer.

Once that's dry attach a jump ring to each bean and join them together in a chain. Join the chain to the basic hooks.

Rating

Effort Required: 6/10

It's a deceptively delicate process if you want to get it right, especially the first time you do it. In this score I'm also including the effort of waiting for stuff to dry.

Durability: 5.5/10

Mine have lasted despite their pre-varnish exposure to water. This is indicative of a admirable will to survive on their part. Once varnished they should withstand moisture within reasonable limits. They're nervous sweets though; they tend to crack under pressure.

Cool Factor:  8/10

One jelly bean on its own makes a kind of sucky earring. Together though, these look like a miniature bunch of colouful balloons, which makes me happy. 

Wednesday 18 June 2014

Ear Shades (Earring Sunglasses)

Our family was invited to my cousin's 21st birthday and on the invitation, it said the theme was, "Splarkle, shades and style." So my sister, being my sister, refused to submit to the ordinary wearing of sunglasses and commissioned these earrings from me. I loved them so much that I made us each a pair.



You Will Need:

  • Wire. Once again I have no idea how much you need, but wire is a useful thing to have around the house, especially if you want to  continue to follow our posts.
  • Cellophane in a dark colour. I used a dark-blueish purple.
  • Pen/pencil and paper (optional)
  • Superglue
  • Scissors 

Method

 

*NOTE* When I'm talking about "pair" I may be referring to  a pair of sunglasses ( ONE EARRING) or a pair of earrings (TWO SUNGLASSES)

I apologize for my wire work. I am not the neatest person around and I wasn't really trying to be neat when I made these. They are quite finicky, so after making two of the little blighters for my sister, the only thing I cared about was retaining the use of my supegluey fingers. 

You can start by drawing the desired size and shape of your glasses on paper as a guideline, or you can just jump right in and get down to work like I did (as you can see in the picture).

Cut off two equal pieces of wire using the cutters. I have no idea of the actual size, but rather make them too long than too short. I'd say roughly 15 cm. Put one piece to the side for your other earring. 


 I have done a cute little sketch to show you what I'm going on about.

  1. Loosely bend the wire in half to make the bridge.
  2. Use an object (a pencil's a little too small) or your estimation to bend two equal lens shapes.
  3. From now on the drawing focuses on one lens only because what you do to one you do to the other. Ain't nobody got time to draw both sides. Bend the wire to a 90 degree angle to form the top of the lens.
  4. Bend the wire around the bridge and pinch it closed. Follow the line of the top of the frame to get back to the outer corner.
  5. Bend the wire back to form the arm of the glasses
  6. Bend the end of the wire back to the outer corner of the frame
  7. Pinch it closed
  8. Bend the end of the arm in a slight downward curve to look like it would rest on a really tiny ear.
REPEAT FOR OTHER LENS OF THAT PAIR AND THEN MAKE ANOTHER PAIR OF GLASSES.
Cut four pieces of cellophane that are the same size and shape as the wire lens frame. Use superglue and a huge amount of patience to attach the lenses to each frame, leaving a little of the outer corner of one side unglued to allow the earring to go through. Wait for the glue to dry before attaching the basic hooks to one outer corner of each pair of glasses. 

Rating:

Effort Required: 8/10

Compared to the other earrings we've posted, these are like Earring-Zilla. They are extremely frustrating to make and it took me about 15 minutes per pair (I made four), just for the wire work. The glueing takes at least another 5 minutes per pair.

Durability: 3/10

This depends on the wire and superglue you use. I used the same wire as the G-Clef Earrings so it's easy to bend. Avoid hugs and admiring fingers, but the plus side is that they're really easy to fix by just bending them back to the right place if a mishap befalls them.

Cool Factor: 6/10

It depends on their size and colour, but they're not the most in-your-face earrings ever. However, people love them when they notice them and they got some great reactions at the 21st. Please not that these are not UV resistant and Glue and Random Objects will not be held responsible for uneven ear or neck tans.

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